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Wednesday, February 1, 2012

The Inner Workings Of The Male And His Funny T-Shirts

By Ben Mosley


Guys have one goal in life and one goal only, and that goal is to get women to like them. In some convoluted, messed-up way...guys who make girls mad are only doing it to ultimately make those same girls want them. When a man drives forward to be a success, they do it because that will give them money. Money gives men the power of security. Women crave security, and therefore men with power. Therefore, men only want to succeed in life in order to make women want them. When a man is not successful, he must resort to other means to gain attention...like funny t-shirts and other harassments.

Funny t-shirts are a great place to start when analyzing the inner mind of dudes everywhere. Guys will put a funny t-shirt on strictly for the purpose of making a girl stare at him for more than a few seconds. He chooses a shirt that is provocative, offensive, or misogynist because he is trained by his past experiences to know that these funny t-shirts get the most attention. Even negative attention from a girl is enough to make a fellow return to that same behavior.

There was a time many moons ago when we were all little children, fresh from beneath our mothers' skirts and into the classroom. This is a social experiment for many young children, and some of the first intimate interactions most boys will have with females. How do males handle this first contact situation? Why, they push little girls in the mud and laugh while the poor girl cries. Wearing funny t-shirts that provoke and offend really are not much different from this simple behavior.

"Boys never grow up" is a phrase you will hear many women tout during their life, especially if they have extensive experience in dealing with men all their lives. Men will never truly understand how to deal with women or how to properly engage them on their level. In order to spur a female into engagement, men will taunt them with misogynistic funny t-shirts or crass behavior. When this flaunting gains the notice of a female, it is only then when a man feels comfortable enough to interact.

The basic fact of the whole matter is that a male is a simple creature. Women develop more quickly and mature much faster than men do because they have always had the tremendous responsibility of keeping a household and raising children. Men only have to worry about killing things and defending the cave with spears. Complexity is not a man's strong suit, so using the funny t-shirts approach to meeting women may not be such a bad thing. At least you know that they are interested if they are willing to pull your braids and laugh.




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